Overheard
- Ernie P. "I haven't seen anything awful yet."
- Ernie P. "I tell you who's a dapper dude now is Al Roker."
- Jason S. "Would you guys ever consider forming a banana and chapstick club?
- Drew L. "Everything's coming up Loomer."
- Dan S. "He's like a mushroom that kept on growing."
- Carol M. "I think you've lost my mind."
- Carol P. "I swear men have a time of the month."
- Ernie P. "Do men have hot flashes?"
- Todd B. "I'm sitting here in a banana suit. Neal is in a full-out unitard."
- Drew L. "Nothing warms my heart like a stock photo."
- Craig D. "John says preliminary feedback on sheep is good."
- Robert S. "Ella's a brat. O.K., she's not a real brat, she's a fake brat."
- Fred M. "We can come in and pith all over it."
- Robert S. "I'm thinking slowly. Don't rush me."
- Maria W. "I'm on it like a bonnet."
- Steven T. "We thought you were all hat and no cattle."
- Fred M. "Can I ask you a question so you can feel superior?"
- Pat H. "Could Dan be any easier to work with, Ann? What a guy."
- Helen N. "Sorry I could help."
- Colleen S. "Will there be a presentation before the ambulance comes?"
- Brad J. "That's why Kyle Rote, Jr. was able to win the Superstars competition."
- Dan S. "If you die, can I have your thesaurus?"
- Chip K. "It's a painful plug to pull."
- Fred M. "I got so caught up in the physician copy..."
- Carol M. "My mom could've done this. And she's dead."
- Fred M. "Ernie's in his Apocalypse Now, Colonel Kurtz phase."
- Jason S. "If I had to choose between my grandma dying and my dog...I don't know."
- Jason S. "I wish I could slap you without touching you."
- Ernie P. "I gotta feel the cuddlies and the cutesies."
- Julie B. "I hope I haven't been dirty talkin' 'em."
- Drew L. "I killed him with a ukulele."
- Ernie P. "Do you know the name of the giant bowling alley downriver?"
- Dan S. "We took out the nun and put in my fat ass."
- Karen P. "I'm drunk and I don't want to talk."
- Ben D. "Many a time I've wished for such a toilet."
- Randy H. "I'm going to the pole vault summit in Reno."
- Jason T. "From my perspective, it all goes back to the toilet seat."
- Dan S. "I did the sandwich board and a robot insulted me."
- Jane P. "I don't think it's good to teach kids to say 'Comb the cat.'"
- Chuck M. "Buy it for free."
- Ryan W. "I'd be an a-hole to hate this."
- Lyndsay K. "It's so hot out I just don't like the idea of smushing my face on a sweaty hobo donut."
- Ernie P. "They're robust, just like me."
- Jason S. "You can just stand here and watch him going to hell."
- Anonymous F. "Pimp it out."
